why must Bam Margera be awarded the Noble prize?

to ask one why must a person with such "intelligence" and "maturity" should be awarded with an award of such quality? a person like Bam is someone more intruiguing than he might first be seen. Truly, there is more than it seems.
we should award him for the timeless remembrance of our childhood, when our minds and feelings are beyond mature,and on the verge of being mental. who else in the whole wide world would remind us that it is okay to be 25 and still has a latent urge to pinch the fats off your father and mother and destroy the insides of your newly bought manor, or in one time put skateboarding ramps between the realms of your living room and your kitchen.
Then again, we should consider the second factor, which is; how can we even manage to stand and see an idiotic american with professional skateboarder as an occupation over and over again every single week and still yell out "Viva La Bam?". For actually indoctrinating our minds, my opinion tells that Bam deserves a Noble Prize.besides, without him around to brag their logos and be seen chatting with their frontmen, those freaky-over gothic Scandinavian bands would be regarded as nothing more than a socialists musical get-together. For acknowledging the need that these people have for artistic existence of some weird-dark kind, Bam deserves a Noble Prize. For revealing the most idiotic-stupid-brainless things that people can do to make an appearance on MTV, Bam deserves a Noble Prize, and come on, admit it,he can make even the grumpiest bit of you laugh.......
face it, he's a dream....i mean, you want to live his life,.....earning money by doing things that are just either stupid or ridiculous, basically the things he likes....having wonderful parents,..a Dad who blows up at nothing, and a Mum who understands that skateboarding is a sport,....having cool people like birdman and Johnny Knoxville as buds,....for living the modern vision of our most lazy and ridiculous dreams, Bam deserves a Prize,..okay, maybe not the Noble,...but something